I have probably pulled as many lays from the tube as I have from clubs in my time here.
For hipster girls go East to Shoreditch and Dalston and hit the Hoxton Pony or the Hoxton Bar & Grill. For bottom-of-the-barrel drunken-tourist pump-and-dumps you can’t do better than the meat markets around Leicester Square like Zoo Bar and Tiger Tiger.
Like an epicurean faced with a sushi menu, decide on your preferred flavour and then indulge.
This is fortunate, for London is without doubt the greatest city for pick-up in Europe.
I explain why below, while proffering some tips for how to go about big pimpin’ in the big smoke.
Beyond the mainstream melee of its center, London is a city of tribes, so know the type of girl you want to meet before you come and then position yourself accordingly.